Of all the sex acts out there, blow jobs are shrouded in the most mystery maybe aside from anal sex or pegging, but still. For something that has to do with your mouth, there's not always a ton of communication that goes down between two people, pre-BJ. Here's to hoping we can clear up all the misconceptions someday, in a future that is bright and shiny. I know what you're doing when I suddenly feel my head being nudged in a certain direction. Yeah, your "subtle" please-give-me-a-BJmove is not subtle at all. Women are all talking about this behind your back. We know what's going on. The very first thought that goes through my head is, "Do I know when the last time this dude showered was?

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If you don't know me, let me give you a brief introduction: My name is Zara Barrie, and I'm a full-blast, lady-loving lesbian. I love girls as much as you guys do. It's recently come to my attention that some of you may be a little intimidated about going down on a woman Hey, I get it. The first time I ever went down on a girl sophomore year of high school, I think? I mean, the vagina is like this mystical holy grail that unlocks the secrets to the ever-expansive universe. It's actually really not that hard to get a girl off. It's not as easy as getting YOU off, but as long as you follow some basic guidelines -- it's fun and super addictive. We lesbians might as well have honorary doctorates in the art of le girl. With that, I proudly present to you Zara's simple five-step guide to going down on women.
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For me, I just love making a guy squirm, seeing the faces he makes, and hearing the things he says. I get no real physical pleasure from doing it, but the experience is so rewarding. I love it. All of that just makes it SO worth it. I never thought I would like giving head, but I love love love it. I love the noises they make and how their legs shake and swallowing.
For me, going down on a woman I love often feels like sitting down to a steak dinner after 40 days in the desert. In my research for this article, it turns out that a lot of i. Some men seem to be absolutely hopeless with oral sex. This is all good news for you.